Hinge

Gary from Hinge wants someone who 

Can recite the Gettysburg address and or is hot 

I unfortunately am feeling ugly today 

And the word "Gettysburg" reminds me of a fancy pasta. 

Cameron from Hinge has an irrational fear of 

All of Steely Dan's music disappearing from the world 

I think all men fear this 

Gaucho is his best song, bite me. 

Jacob from Hinge is looking for

A warrior that he can treat like a princess 

I hope he's sarcastic 

I am and do not want to be either of those things.

Albert from Hinge has a mantra that states 

"Before I do anything I ask myself, 

'Would an idiot do that?' 

And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing"

I think these are wise words 

I will take these words (but not Albert) with me into the New Year. 

Michael from Hinge wishes more people knew 

That we are all one consciousness 

Experiencing itself subjectively 

I do not have time nor the will power to unpack 

Michael or his philosophies. 

Matthew from Hinge has a life goal to 

Host a party where everyone wrestles each other WWE style 

He also would like to know if I'm down to fight 

I am, but I'd destroy him.

Elon from Hinge only asks that I 

Am alive 

Well Elon is in luck 

I am indeed alive, but very quickly dying. 

-Anna from Hinge